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Tuesday, 8:11 PM :

Long day.

Worked from bed.

Just got up.

Finally sitting at desk.

Drinking coffee.

Eight hours late.

Funny.

Im up now,

Need a walk.



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Mike from Fairbanks, AK:  10 minutes and 16 seconds.

Was pleasantly surprised by an easy cancellation process.

Great.

Toggling off phones for 15 minutes.

Lunch:

Black coffee.  
One can of Amy’s lenil soup .
One slice of whole wheat toast.

  - Not mine.  
  - No butter in the fridge,  

Bunted my hand on pot and my tounge on soup.

Will miss wierd green kitchen,
Kirkland K-cups and shitty Nature’s Valley Granola Bars.

Goodbye little home.


























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Emailed back.
Im excited.
Will meet somewhere this weekend,
Better get reading.

And packing.
Where am I going?

I forgot.






















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Back home.

Bored.

Restless.




















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This is hell.

When is the next show?

Oh.

Someone is calling.

Got to go.































 
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